If you thought last week’s show was a blockbuster, wait until you get a load of this week’s episode. Here’s a taste:

• CareerBuilder has a new CEO,
• PandoLogic has been acquired
• and SmartRecruiters is a unicorn.

Want more?

How about a battle between Kroger and Walmart for who’s the bigger douchebag? Still not enough? How about porn stars at conservative Christian conferences for teens.

Yep, you’re welcome. Thank your friends at Sovren, Jobvite, and JobAdX.